Kids, I’ve known this for a long time, but most criminals are not smart. This 1D10T is about the dumbest I’ve ever heard of.
A burglar, Yai Thao, fell asleep after breaking into a Sacramento home. The victim caught him in his bed, made him empty his pockets, then later discovered that the perpetrator had been watching porn.
Police said Yai Thao, 26, broke into a South Sacramento home and searched through the homeowner’s valuables, stuffing the victim’s wallet, credit cards and other valuables into his pockets.
Rather than leaving, Thao fell asleep on the victim’s bed, surprising Luis Angel when he returned to his home after lunch.
"He was just laying down," Luis said. "I don’t know this fool, so I was like, ‘Hey holmes, you need to get out of here.’"
This is hilarious. “Yo, homey, ya gotta go. My girlfriend will be back soon.” I know I would NOT have woken the dude up, though. I would have called the police immediately. It was like he knew the guy.
Later, Mr. Angel discovered that the sleeping burglar had been watching porn and that some necklaces also were stolen.
Luis called police and followed Thao for several blocks until police arrived to make the arrest.
Thao was detained for breaking and entering and resisting arrest, but Luis’ necklaces weren’t recovered.
Luis also made a far more disturbing discovery after he found out what had caught the suspect’s attention inside his home.
"He was watching porn. He fell asleep watching porn. Who knows what he did watching porn," Luis said. "That’s the worst one."
That’s when he called the cops.
What got him pissed off was not the theft, but the sheer audacity of some random guy spanking it to his private stash in his own bedroom.
Luis said he isn’t taking any chances: He has a new bedspread and sheets.
Ya think?
Source: CBS Sacramento
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